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    Creative/Clean insults?

    Tastes Less Game'y
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    • Cobalt
      Cobalt Tutorialist last edited by

      The other day I had a thought about someone that was basically: "You seem like the type of person who drives with their brights on. Always on."

      Which got me to thinking about other creative but clean "gentle" insults or mockery. What's the cleanest but most creative insult you've got?

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      • Saturna
        Saturna @Cobalt last edited by

        @cobaltasaurus

        Stop stealing my oxygen.

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        • Saturna
          Saturna @Cobalt last edited by

          @cobaltasaurus also, as per Audric's favourite gif:

          I bet you put the spoon back in the sugar.

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          • Tinuviel
            Tinuviel last edited by

            @saturna said in Creative/Clean insults?:

            I bet you put the spoon back in the sugar.

            Of course I put the spoon back in the sugar. It's the sugar spoon, I don't stir with it. Don't be gauche.

            My favourite clean insult/mocking comment was this: You make a glass of water feel particularly intelligent.

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            • Saturna
              Saturna @Tinuviel last edited by Saturna

              @tinuviel said in Creative/Clean insults?:

              @saturna said in Creative/Clean insults?:

              I bet you put the spoon back in the sugar.

              Of course I put the spoon back in the sugar. It's the sugar spoon, I don't stir with it. Don't be gauche.

              The implication is, however, that you -do- stir with it.

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              • Coin
                Coin Pitcrew last edited by

                You're the reason shampoo comes with instructions.

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                • Too Old For This
                  Too Old For This Pitcrew last edited by

                  You seem like someone that's pissed into the wind a few times.

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                  • surreality
                    surreality last edited by

                    I always liked the old Foghorn Leghorn 'about as sharp as a sack of wet mice', and ye olde 'What color is the sky in your world?'

                    '...and, still, you're talking.'

                    'Oh, you were serious?'

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                    • Coin
                      Coin Pitcrew last edited by

                      You should climb up on your ego and jump alllllllll the way down to your IQ.

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                      • Coin
                        Coin Pitcrew last edited by Coin

                        A classic Argentine insult: ¿Naciste boludo o te recibiste? º

                        º Were you born an idiot/asshole or did you get a degree?

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                        • Tinuviel
                          Tinuviel @Coin last edited by

                          @coin That's fairly common in the Anglophone world too: Did you have to study to be so stupid (or insert your own amusing epithet.)

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                          • Coin
                            Coin Pitcrew @Tinuviel last edited by

                            @tinuviel Yeah. I know. But hey.

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                            • Tinuviel
                              Tinuviel @Coin last edited by

                              @coin Oh. Is 'Naciste' pronounced 'na-kh-ee-st'?

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                              • Coin
                                Coin Pitcrew @Tinuviel last edited by Coin

                                @tinuviel said in Creative/Clean insults?:

                                @coin Oh. Is 'Naciste' pronounced 'na-kh-ee-st'?

                                nah-CEASE-teh.

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                                • Crawfish
                                  Crawfish last edited by

                                  This is good timing, I'm spending the whole day with my in-laws. These will work great.

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                                  • Tinuviel
                                    Tinuviel @Coin last edited by Tinuviel

                                    @coin Are all the c consonants soft in Argentinian Spanish? More 's' like than 'k' like?

                                    ETA: Sorry to derail the thread. Linguist mode activate.

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                                    • mietze
                                      mietze Pitcrew last edited by

                                      You couldn't hit a bull in the butt with a bass fiddle.

                                      Well butter my butt and call me a biscuit!

                                      You are the lesser son of greater sires.

                                      I'm jealous of all the people who haven't met you.

                                      If you had an idea it would die of loneliness.

                                      You could throw yourself on the ground and miss.

                                      When you were a child, did your mama rock your cradle too close to the wall?

                                      I think this wine has been drunk before.

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                                      • Tinuviel
                                        Tinuviel last edited by

                                        "Some babies were dropped on their heads but clearly you were thrown at the wall."

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                                        • Coin
                                          Coin Pitcrew @Tinuviel last edited by Coin

                                          @tinuviel said in Creative/Clean insults?:

                                          @coin Are all the c consonants soft in Argentinian Spanish? More 's' like than 'k' like?

                                          ETA: Sorry to derail the thread. Linguist mode activate.

                                          No.

                                          Depends on the vowel that follows it. A, O, and U take /k/; I and E take /s/.

                                          Same as in normal Spanish, honestly. We just don't use /th/ for some of the /s/ instances, like they do in Spain.

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                                          • Dreampipe
                                            Dreampipe last edited by

                                            "It's not much, but you deserve it."

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